via: cannibalismforbeginners
source: karlagathoned

imnotaserialkiller:

“why is this turning me on” a story of self-hatred and despair.

lanadelrevupthosefryers:

touchin wet food while washing dishes

via: ourshortlittlehobbit
source: gpgay

gpgay:

Lights will guide you home

thegleefulhouseelf:

kaliforniaa-dreamerr:

theamazingrigby:

sodamnrelatable:

do you ever just look at your homework like this

I look at people like this

I look at everything like this

I look like this

via: brolinexplicit
source: zackisontumblr

zackisontumblr:

what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this 

via: brolinexplicit
source: the-lonely-scottish-guy

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

‘stop being overdramatic’ they say

‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist

• Me: procrastinating on tumblr
• My parents: can you please-
• Me: are you serious do you even know how much homework i have im stressing over so much please don't make me do it i really need to get this homework done im so tired

via: ohhiitslaura
source: jackwildering

hagridlookalikeatyoservice:

andywear:

maydaykoigo:

curiouslyhigh:

bunnywith:

tahnoscheeks:

do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again

I pointlessly open the fridge too.

sometimes i just stand in the middle of the living room and look lost.

Why am I in the bathroom

I keep looking for my mom around the house.

Why am I lying on the stairs

via: narvaezs
source: realhumanbaby

realhumanbaby:

Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed

#yeah no that shit didn’t happen

via: khaleezus
source: jesuschristvevo

jesuschristvevo:

i try to be nice but then people start saying words

via: motherfuckingoj
source: brilieveinme

When I think about my OTP 

• 1/2 the time: omg you guys are so cute, let me love you
• the other half: LISTEN HERE, YOU LITTLE SHITS

I already said too much. I already shared too much, and I want all my secrets back. I hate getting close to people these days, I always regret sharing too much, caring too much, doing too much, feeling too much. 

via: shamelessniall
source: catsandfangirling

catsandfangirling:

I always make sex jokes and talk about all of the hot people I would bang, but sometimes I forget that people actually have sex like wow, the farthest I can get with a guy is a hug, but people actually put the thing in the thing.

via: underplay
source: lnnea

lnnea:

my favourite color is cute boys

me on tumblr 

narvaezs:

“lol”

“omg i’m literally crying”

“ASDOIFJASDLJFDFJ”

“i CAN’T”

“I JUST THREW MYSELF ACROSS THE ROOM”